Did you all know that there's a Jeff Probst Standee that you can buy? For just $40, a LIFE-SIZED JEFF PROBST CUTOUT could inhabit your home.

I COULD HAVE A GUARDPROBST IN MY ROOM.

What could be safer than a room patrolled by a cardstock cut-out of the host of Survivor?

I knew I was right to hold out for something better than the bobblehead.

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Anyone interested in going to a concert at the Knitting Factory the first week of June? It's a Harry and the Potters concert, which apparently is nerd-popular!

I am not really interested in them, to be honest. I want to go see Uncle Monsterface. The other day, elucreh and I met a guy in Union Square who was selling portraits of sock puppets, which ( Read more... )